When Does It End?

The scene: Our dinner table. Elijah is sitting on my lap, Greg is sitting across the table from me, and Charlotte is in her chair.

What happened: Elijah spits up A LOT

Greg: "Man, you should see how much Eli just spit up."

Now, remember the scene. Specifically where Elijah was sitting.

Me: "Yeah, I pretty much know cause it's all in my lap."